Great Quotes

Here are some quotes I found that are related to drinking. If you have any of your own, please share them with us.

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
- Winston Churchill

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
- George F. Burns

“Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question”
- Henry Mon

“Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.”
- Homer Simpson

“It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.”
- Shirley MacLaine

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
- Frank Sinatra

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